LAZY HUSBAND !!! (FUNNY STORY)

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Wife: Honey, could you please help me clean the garden?

Husband: Do I look like a gardener?

Wife: Oh, sorry, honey. Okay, then can you fix the bathroom door?

Husband: Do I look like a carpenter?

[The husband walks out. After returning from where he went, he finds the garden cleaned and the door fixed.]

Husband: I knew my wife would do this all by herself!

Wife: No, it’s not me.

Husband: Then who?

Wife: Our neighbor.

Husband: You paid him how much?

Wife: No, he just gave me two options, bread or sex…

Husband: I hope you gave him bread.

Wife: Do I look like a bakery?

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