I laughed with tears all day after reading this joke🤣🤣
A man arrives home early from work one afternoon, only to find his wife sprawled out on the bed, breathing heavily and perspiring.
“Err,” she stammers back, “I… um… I think I’m having a heart attack!”
“Oh,” cries the gullible husband, “quick, I’ll call an ambulance!” He rushes downstairs, grabs the phone, and begins dialing 911. However, his son Johnny suddenly appears, sobbing uncontrollably.
“What’s the matter, son?” asks the concerned father.
“Uncle James is in the closet with no clothes on, Daddy,” replies the tearful toddler.
Enraged, the man races back upstairs, flings open the wardrobe, and discovers his brother standing there completely naked, just as his son had claimed.
“You bastard, Jim,” the man screams, “my wife is over there having a heart attack, and you’re running around naked scaring Johnny!”
