A Newly Married Couple Are In Bed
A newlywed couple lies in bed when the husband turns to his wife and asks, “Honey, can you tell me how many partners you’ve had before me?” After the question, there’s silence.
He persists, “Please, it’s okay. I just want to know. How many people have you been with?”
His wife remains silent, her gaze fixed on the ceiling.
“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to upset you,” he apologizes, sensing her discomfort. “I thought we could trust each other.”
But still, there’s only silence from his wife.
“It’s okay, really. Please don’t be upset,” he reassures her, though she continues to say nothing.
Resigned, he wraps his arms around her, showering her with affectionate hugs and kisses.
Suddenly, his wife seems to snap out of her reverie. She stops staring at the ceiling, looks directly at him, and with frustration in her voice, she exclaims, “Oh, come on! You made me lose count!”