One Day He Found His Wife
A man arrives home early from work one afternoon to find his wife sprawled out on the bed, visibly puffing and panting. “What’s going on?” the man asks with concern.
“Uh,” she stammers, “I… um… I think I’m having a heart attack!”
“Oh no!” cries the concerned husband. “I’ll call for help right away!” He rushes downstairs, grabs the phone, and starts dialing 911. But just as he’s about to make the call, his son Johnny rushes in, tears streaming down his face.
“What’s wrong, son?” the father asks, worriedly.
“Uncle James is in the closet with no clothes on, Daddy,” Johnny sobs.
Furious, the man storms back upstairs, flings open the closet door, and finds his brother standing there stark naked, just as Johnny had said.
“You jerk, Jim!” the man yells. “My wife might be having a heart attack, and you’re here running around naked scaring Johnny!”
